Fan Of Whimsy Gifts

'I love it when it's windy and we do a Mexican wave!'

"Bless You."

Storm in a magic lamp.

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

"Your resume's very impressive, but we're looking for a financial wizard."

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

Serenade for you...

'Okay,stay close, and stay alert! Looks like we're heading into BIG CAT COUNTRY!'

When lice dream.

'All I've got so far is a bag of stuffing.'

'You will never require the services of a dating agency.'

'It's true: I was hunting with the King himself last week...'

"Hello, Number 6!"

Drunk Woman Sees Pink Elephants in her Garden.

Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.

Man trying to catch a saxophonist with butterfly wings.

My corn is undercooked. It hasn't even popped!

"You need to get in touch with your inner tadpole."

"Oh dear, my dear. I'm afraid the tall dark stranger works at a nonprofit."

"What time is it when the hands are like this?"

Band made of a sheep guitarist, cow saxophonist and rabbit singer

'You've a broken lamp and your underlay's dangerously worn.'

Whale blowing soap-bubbles.

"I'm not like other frogs."

"Mom and dad were right. We really do come from Heaven."

Witches and Their Drones

Balloon Man

'I'd say your financial future is looking bright.'

"Guard coming."

A clown rides in a hot air balloon animal.

"Allow Me"

'Baby this could be the start of something big.'

Driver sees road sign instructing him to detour over the river and thru the woods

'It'll be ready Tuesday.'