Whimsical Humor Fans Gifts

"We're Beatrice."

Fortune teller with cat client uses nine crystal balls.

Jack the ripper pops out of a jack in the box.

Ginger Snaps.

US Snail Mail.

'Food additives you'd want to avoid - crayons, digital watch, first edition of 'Tale of Two Cities'.

The Cow Jumps Over the Moon.

Turtle Bartender to a dolphin: 'Oh, and don't go sitting next to those two in the corner mister. They're not dolphin friendly.'

"The secret to my success is my ability to always land on my feet."

Skipping Horse

"Actually, make that a double cream."

We're here at House of Java cafe at an all-too-familiar scene. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Tommy Jones, a local boy, has been caught stealing a scone. A minor offense? Not to the cafe's proprietor. He's demanding the boy be sentenced as an adult. But I'm eight! Wahhh! Add a year to the sentence for whining and crying.

Theatre Masks and Butts

"I said slime."

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

Dog in casino.

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

Cat eats date.

"Wait, has thou brought snacks?"

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

"Your resume's very impressive, but we're looking for a financial wizard."

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

Adam and Eve, as old people.

The worm that churned!

Ask A Silly Question.

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

Animals flying kites patterned like their skins.

'Sheep striptease'.

"I've worked as a wet-nurse for ten years, but I'm after something new now..."

"I was kicked out from another kid's bed. Do you mind if I crash under yours for awhile?"

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."