Whimsical Humor Fans Gifts

"We're Beatrice."

Fortune teller with cat client uses nine crystal balls.

Jack the ripper pops out of a jack in the box.

Ginger Snaps.

US Snail Mail.

'Food additives you'd want to avoid - crayons, digital watch, first edition of 'Tale of Two Cities'.

Turtle Bartender to a dolphin: 'Oh, and don't go sitting next to those two in the corner mister. They're not dolphin friendly.'

"The secret to my success is my ability to always land on my feet."

Skipping Horse

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Theatre Masks and Butts

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"I said slime."

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

A bird plays the flute to a cat.

Dog in casino.

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

Cat eats date.

"Wait, has thou brought snacks?"

"Your resume's very impressive, but we're looking for a financial wizard."

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

Adam and Eve, as old people.

The worm that churned!

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

Before they settled on water, shower pioneers experimented with a number of alternatives, including spaghetti,

Ask A Silly Question.

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

"I've worked as a wet-nurse for ten years, but I'm after something new now..."

"I was kicked out from another kid's bed. Do you mind if I crash under yours for awhile?"

'Old mother hubbard -- your cupboard is now bare.'

'Sheep striptease'.

'Pick a business card.'