Whimsical Humor Aficionados Gifts

"Now, this one is loaded with options."

Health Care Parade

Skipping Horse

"Actually, make that a double cream."

We're here at House of Java cafe at an all-too-familiar scene. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Tommy Jones, a local boy, has been caught stealing a scone. A minor offense? Not to the cafe's proprietor. He's demanding the boy be sentenced as an adult. But I'm eight! Wahhh! Add a year to the sentence for whining and crying.

'Henrietta is so self-confident.'

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

Dog in casino.

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

"Guide to physical comedy fish"

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

"Your resume's very impressive, but we're looking for a financial wizard."

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

The worm that churned!

"It's okay. I love hopping in bags!"

Ask A Silly Question.

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

'Old mother hubbard -- your cupboard is now bare.'

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

"I was kicked out from another kid's bed. Do you mind if I crash under yours for awhile?"

"I've worked as a wet-nurse for ten years, but I'm after something new now..."

"Look! A sushi bar!"

'How come this sheep tastes like sugar?'

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

'I'VE GOT EYE CANDY!'

"There's someone sleeping in my pew, and she's still there!"

Starbucks Siren

Bus for Giraffes.

Banana

CX909708

"No, it's not a growth; It looks more like a bite.''

'It's true: I was hunting with the King himself last week...'

"Excuse me, but I'm the only one who opens cans around here!"

The Tin Man really should have asked the wizard for common sense.