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Creative Visualization Seminar

Skipping Horse

"Actually, make that a double cream."

"Bless You."

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

Dog in casino.

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

"Your resume's very impressive, but we're looking for a financial wizard."

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

The worm that churned!

Ask A Silly Question.

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

'Old mother hubbard -- your cupboard is now bare.'

"I was kicked out from another kid's bed. Do you mind if I crash under yours for awhile?"

"Yes, "breeding like rabbits" is often used in a pejorative sense. The truth is, we don't care as we love having kids..."

"I've worked as a wet-nurse for ten years, but I'm after something new now..."

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"

"Look! A sushi bar!"

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"No, it's not a growth; It looks more like a bite.''

'I'VE GOT EYE CANDY!'

"Excuse me, but I'm the only one who opens cans around here!"

Bus for Giraffes.

Banana

'It's true: I was hunting with the King himself last week...'

The Tin Man really should have asked the wizard for common sense.

JEEZ! Who the hell is drawing you?

Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.

'My biological clock finally went off.'

'I love it when it's windy and we do a Mexican wave!'