Fan Of Wit And Whimsy Pillows

Vitruvian Man

"Bless You."

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

Storm in a magic lamp.

"Your resume's very impressive, but we're looking for a financial wizard."

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

The Thinker. The Listener

Tunnel of Accountants: "You've been selected for a random audit."

'It's true: I was hunting with the King himself last week...'

Drunk Woman Sees Pink Elephants in her Garden.

'I hear he has a reputation as a loose Canon.'

Would you like something from the bar, miss? It looks like you might need it.

'I love it when it's windy and we do a Mexican wave!'

Another Truism Bites the Dust.

"Oh dear, my dear. I'm afraid the tall dark stranger works at a nonprofit."

One day having a great personality was going to become a crucial evolutionary trait...

"The Loyalty Card program has changed. Management now requires you to get a Loyalty Forehead Tattoo of the bar's logo."

Unemployed man given role as the 'gluten fairy'.

"You need to get in touch with your inner tadpole."

"Does it occur to you that the only thing separating us is a basket of bar snacks? And a flimsy basket at that?"

"Mom and dad were right. We really do come from Heaven."

"I'm not like other frogs."

"Guard coming."

Balloon Man

Home Business - Wife.

Salmon swimming up-stream, "Don't you get tired of overcoming obstacles"

"Mind if I have the guys over to watch some poker?"

"We're heading south for the winter—any chance we can get the place again next spring?"

'How come when you're right it's female intuition and when I'm right it's dumb luck?'

'He's looking for a doctor that hugs.'

Realistic balloon animals.

Peter Dinklage

'You will meet a tall dark stranger and you will beat him 6-4, 6-3, 6-0!'

"No offense..."

Guest Houses.