Wit And Whimsy Lover Pillows

Not judging, just saying a wolf in sheep's underclothing probably won't fool them.

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

Glance Exchange

Freudian Bar & Grill...Jungian Pub: 'We can out drink those Freudians ant day of the week!...'And twice on Sunday!' ...'Yeah!' ... e

Laughing Zone Ahead

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

"Good evening several times and welcome to QI. As usual I'll be asking a series of quite interesting questions and some comedians will be doing a lot of knob and fart gags. It's a winning formula!" "Don't knock it. No one likes knockers!" "Speak for yourself!" "Was that an entendre? I'll have a double." "Mine's a large one!"

Storm in a magic lamp.

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

"Your resume's very impressive, but we're looking for a financial wizard."

Wash your hands

Cinderella insisted on always having glass slippers - even into old age...

The Harper Plays Cricket.

The worm that churned!

Man walking a long dog on a fishing rod.

Clown couple in bed with wavy mirror above their bed.

"Yes, I've made three resolutions - not to drink less, not to stop watching football on telly and not to spend more time at your mother's."

"Darlin', I finally figured out the true meaning of life. It's a well=worn chair, a nasty old pipe, cheap brandy and a moth-eaten dog with a sphincter problem."

"I've worked as a wet-nurse for ten years, but I'm after something new now..."

"And you wanted to throw me back."

Football/Soccer bubbles

Love is an many splendoured thing

Happy Hour 5-7. (Not really an hour, not really happy.) At last, truth in advertising.

'Old mother hubbard -- your cupboard is now bare.'

"I was kicked out from another kid's bed. Do you mind if I crash under yours for awhile?"

Jack in the Box

'All I've got so far is a bag of stuffing.'

Snow globe

"Look! A sushi bar!"

"Excuse me, but I'm the only one who opens cans around here!"

'Sorry, but I do not recall that incident either.'

"It doesn't look much like a 'witty painting' now, does it sir?"

Caution Dry Rot

"You make a great point."

The Gilmore Girls