Wit And Humor Lover Pillows

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

'Do these trousers make my butler look big?'

'Am I being too suspicious or do you think it's possible that they're crooked?'

Crap from the future.

"Despite thoroughly scraping the celebrity barrel, that Orwellian nightmare Celebrity Big Brother is back on our screens again."

The Monroe Doctrine

Honest Voting Stickers

"Ah...summer...and umbrellas as far as you can see...it reminds me of England!"

"The way you look at me, Craig... you really see me."

'Henry was an undecided voter four years ago when he entered that voting booth, and I'm still waiting for him to decide and come home.'

Spanish bank needs propping up.

Before disposing of useless information please make file copies.

Evil Henchman Gets a Promotion.

Think tanks.

"Yes, I've made three resolutions - not to drink less, not to stop watching football on telly and not to spend more time at your mother's."

Our large economy size packet hasn't been selling...it's too big to carry home.

Suggestions and Cheap Shots.

"I love this time of year."

"It's not so much a minivan as it is a hearse for our youth."

'For donating half my property to the poor, I'll get the 'Unselfish Millionaire of the Year' medal and a supporting receipt for my allowable expenses!'

Police Lineup Escape

Dollars Press Conference

"Welcome to Alabama. Pro-life at birth; not so much after that."

'Your Majesty, the peasants are out of bread', 'Then let them eat low-carb stuff,'

Traders joining Wall Street protests

"It doesn't look much like a 'witty painting' now, does it sir?"

"Six hundred Starbucks closing? Really? Is that on the East Side or West Side?"

"I don't know what that is, either - it could be the Olsen twins."

Euro Collapse

'Escape?...Why?'