Lover Of Whimsy Pillows

Polieman booking a child on a carousel.

"But if they're banned, where will I find poetry in the unexpected?"

Realistic balloon animals.

"I'm not like other frogs."

Frontispiece to E Dowson's 'The Pierrot of the Minute'

Drunk Woman Sees Pink Elephants in her Garden.

"Mom and dad were right. We really do come from Heaven."

Guest Houses.

Candlelit dinner.

"You need to get in touch with your inner tadpole."

Storm in a magic lamp.

Dyslexic Pandas

"My parent's will never know. I'll sneak out of the refrigerator when they fall asleep."

"Oh dear, my dear. I'm afraid the tall dark stranger works at a nonprofit."

"Guard coming."

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

Jack in the box on strike.

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

"Your resume's very impressive, but we're looking for a financial wizard."

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

'Okay,stay close, and stay alert! Looks like we're heading into BIG CAT COUNTRY!'

Serenade for you...

When lice dream.

'All I've got so far is a bag of stuffing.'

'You will never require the services of a dating agency.'

'It's true: I was hunting with the King himself last week...'

"Hello, Number 6!"

Golf escape.

'I love it when it's windy and we do a Mexican wave!'

Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.

Man trying to catch a saxophonist with butterfly wings.

"What time is it when the hands are like this?"

Witches and Their Drones

Balloon Man

"Allow Me"