Love Of Whimsy Pillows

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

Storm in a magic lamp.

Jack in the box on strike.

"Your resume's very impressive, but we're looking for a financial wizard."

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

'Okay,stay close, and stay alert! Looks like we're heading into BIG CAT COUNTRY!'

Serenade for you...

'Mom, instead of getting food at the market, I traded the cow for these magic mushrooms!'

When lice dream.

'All I've got so far is a bag of stuffing.'

Drunk Woman Sees Pink Elephants in her Garden.

'You will never require the services of a dating agency.'

'It's true: I was hunting with the King himself last week...'

"Hello, Number 6!"

'I love it when it's windy and we do a Mexican wave!'

Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.

Man trying to catch a saxophonist with butterfly wings.

"Oh dear, my dear. I'm afraid the tall dark stranger works at a nonprofit."

"You need to get in touch with your inner tadpole."

Another Truism Bites the Dust.

My corn is undercooked. It hasn't even popped!

"What time is it when the hands are like this?"

Magic mushroom

Whale blowing soap-bubbles.

"Mom and dad were right. We really do come from Heaven."

"I'm not like other frogs."

Witches and Their Drones

Balloon Man

"Guard coming."

A clown rides in a hot air balloon animal.

"Allow Me"

'Baby this could be the start of something big.'

Driver sees road sign instructing him to detour over the river and thru the woods

'It'll be ready Tuesday.'