Lovers Of Whimsy Pillows

'Baby this could be the start of something big.'

'I thought YOU knew the password.'

'All I've got so far is a bag of stuffing.'

A clown rides in a hot air balloon animal.

"The Queen is somewhere in the snuggery!"

"Hello, Number 6!"

Tiny man and the chained door.

'You will never require the services of a dating agency.'

In case of fire...break glass, make a wish, and blow out the candles.

Snail Air Balloon

'It'll be ready Tuesday.'

"Test results indicate you're incurably romantic."

Knife and Fork Costume

"Kids these days and their piercings..."

Storm in a magic lamp.

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

"Your resume's very impressive, but we're looking for a financial wizard."

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

"This year the endowed chair will go to whomever pulls the sword from the stone."

Serenade for you...

'Okay,stay close, and stay alert! Looks like we're heading into BIG CAT COUNTRY!'

Through the Looking Glass - The White Knight and The Red Knight Battle.

Drunk Woman Sees Pink Elephants in her Garden.

'It's true: I was hunting with the King himself last week...'

Man trying to catch a saxophonist with butterfly wings.

Peniteniary for the terminally silly.

'I love it when it's windy and we do a Mexican wave!'

Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.

"What time is it when the hands are like this?"

"Take us to your feeder."

"Oh dear, my dear. I'm afraid the tall dark stranger works at a nonprofit."

Witch's child wants to ride mechanical broom.

"No Eric, you're NOT funny haha. . . you're funny peculiar. . !"