Lover Of Whimsy Mugs

Polieman booking a child on a carousel.

"But if they're banned, where will I find poetry in the unexpected?"

"I'm not like other frogs."

Frontispiece to E Dowson's 'The Pierrot of the Minute'

Guest Houses.

Candlelit dinner.

"You need to get in touch with your inner tadpole."

Storm in a magic lamp.

Dyslexic Pandas

"My parent's will never know. I'll sneak out of the refrigerator when they fall asleep."

"Oh dear, my dear. I'm afraid the tall dark stranger works at a nonprofit."

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

Jack in the box on strike.

"Your resume's very impressive, but we're looking for a financial wizard."

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

'Okay,stay close, and stay alert! Looks like we're heading into BIG CAT COUNTRY!'

Serenade for you...

When lice dream.

'All I've got so far is a bag of stuffing.'

"Hello, Number 6!"

'You will never require the services of a dating agency.'

'It's true: I was hunting with the King himself last week...'

Golf escape.

Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.

Man trying to catch a saxophonist with butterfly wings.

'I love it when it's windy and we do a Mexican wave!'

"What time is it when the hands are like this?"

Balloon Man

'I'd say your financial future is looking bright.'

A clown rides in a hot air balloon animal.

"Allow Me"

Witches and Their Drones

'Baby this could be the start of something big.'

"Yes, I'm the good fairy but I can grant only one wish instead of three. Budget cuts, you know?"