Lovers Of All Things Whimsical Mugs

"And you guys said I was 'gross'."

"What time is it when the hands are like this?"

Storm in a magic lamp.

'No hay, no grooming, no mucking out and they live in the broom cupboard!'

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

"Your resume's very impressive, but we're looking for a financial wizard."

"What a load of hocus-pocus!"

'This bottle of whisky will give you 'Dutch courage', it's the best I can do.'

"This year the endowed chair will go to whomever pulls the sword from the stone."

Serenade for you...

Giant to librarian: 'Excuse me, do you have a large print version?'

Through the Looking Glass - The White Knight and The Red Knight Battle.

When lice dream.

'All I've got so far is a bag of stuffing.'

'You will never require the services of a dating agency.'

'It's true: I was hunting with the King himself last week...'

"Six down, three to go!!"

"Hello, Number 6!"

"In all of Montana, you’ll not find a more sublime flyfisher than Mittens."

Drunk Woman Sees Pink Elephants in her Garden.

Golf escape.

Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.

'I love it when it's windy and we do a Mexican wave!'

"You need to get in touch with your inner tadpole."

"Oh dear, my dear. I'm afraid the tall dark stranger works at a nonprofit."

Whale blowing soap-bubbles.

"I'm not like other frogs."

"Mom and dad were right. We really do come from Heaven."

Balloon Man

"Allow Me"

Witches and Their Drones

"Guard coming."

A clown rides in a hot air balloon animal.

'Baby this could be the start of something big.'

"Yes, I'm the good fairy but I can grant only one wish instead of three. Budget cuts, you know?"