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Vitruvian Man

"Bless You."

'I've got no problem with December, but what do I blog about the rest of the year?'

Storm in a magic lamp.

"Your resume's very impressive, but we're looking for a financial wizard."

'I'm afraid I'll fall and no one will hear me.'

Tunnel of Accountants: "You've been selected for a random audit."

'It's true: I was hunting with the King himself last week...'

'I hear he has a reputation as a loose Canon.'

'I love it when it's windy and we do a Mexican wave!'

One day having a great personality was going to become a crucial evolutionary trait...

"The Loyalty Card program has changed. Management now requires you to get a Loyalty Forehead Tattoo of the bar's logo."

"Oh dear, my dear. I'm afraid the tall dark stranger works at a nonprofit."

"You need to get in touch with your inner tadpole."

Another Truism Bites the Dust.

Balloon Man

Home Business - Wife.

"Does it occur to you that the only thing separating us is a basket of bar snacks? And a flimsy basket at that?"

"I'm not like other frogs."

Salmon swimming up-stream, "Don't you get tired of overcoming obstacles"

"Mind if I have the guys over to watch some poker?"

"We're heading south for the winter—any chance we can get the place again next spring?"

'How come when you're right it's female intuition and when I'm right it's dumb luck?'

'He's looking for a doctor that hugs.'

"No offense..."

'Hey, I think that's him: alligator riding motorcycle, wearing goggles and a bandana - hold it- there's no bandana.'

'You will meet a tall dark stranger and you will beat him 6-4, 6-3, 6-0!'

Guest Houses.