Whimsical Aficionado Gifts

'Hello, gorgeous!'

Skipping Horse

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Paul Klee

Clown on bike.

We're here at House of Java cafe at an all-too-familiar scene. House of Java.net Cybercafe. Tommy Jones, a local boy, has been caught stealing a scone. A minor offense? Not to the cafe's proprietor. He's demanding the boy be sentenced as an adult. But I'm eight! Wahhh! Add a year to the sentence for whining and crying.

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

"Well, that one got away."

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

Apple Pie Abduction

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

"The bear whose porridge was too hot...did he sue?"

Dog in casino.

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

Through the Looking Glass - The Lion and the Unicorn Fight

Love knows no boundaries.

Bathroom Fairy

'You're going on a long journey. Have you got an OAP's bus pass?'

Mouse with a cat cake.

Ask A Silly Question.

'What really annoys me is that they're not even my demons - they're Goya's and Hieronymus Bosch's and Brueghel's.'

Fox and a little girl hiding from the rest of the hunt.

The first microscope capable of seeing the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin.

The Karate Kitten.

Mephistopheles

Ghosts and Aliens in Bath

"The time has come to talk of many things; of shoes and ships and sealing wax, of double-entry bookkeeping, too."

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

Business or pleasure?

'How come this sheep tastes like sugar?'