Whimsical Aficionado Mugs

'Hello, gorgeous!'

Skipping Horse

"Actually, make that a double cream."

Paul Klee

Clown on bike.

"We're pleased to announce that your company has shrewdly traded a cow for some magic beans." some ma

A golden Big Boy holding a plate of poop

"Well, that one got away."

"Would the widdle Venus fly trap like a fly? You'll have to beg for it."

Apple Pie Abduction

Dog in casino.

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

"The bear whose porridge was too hot...did he sue?"

Through the Looking Glass - The Lion and the Unicorn Fight

Love knows no boundaries.

Bathroom Fairy

Alice Through the Looking Glass - Alice Climbs Through The Mirror.

Ask A Silly Question.

Mouse with a cat cake.

'You're going on a long journey. Have you got an OAP's bus pass?'

Fox and a little girl hiding from the rest of the hunt.

'What really annoys me is that they're not even my demons - they're Goya's and Hieronymus Bosch's and Brueghel's.'

The first microscope capable of seeing the number of angels dancing on the head of a pin.

The Karate Kitten.

"For the last time… do not feed bubble gum to the reindeer!"

Mephistopheles

Ghosts and Aliens in Bath

"The time has come to talk of many things; of shoes and ships and sealing wax, of double-entry bookkeeping, too."

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

"This way I don't have to lug around that big bag."

"I believe I you, Bigfoot."

Business or pleasure?

"I'm thinking considerably longer. How about you, Alan?"