"I am in so much trouble."
Whimsical Wit Gifts
Looking for gifts that combine lighthearted humor with a dash of creative flair? Our whimsical wit range celebrates cleverness and charm, making every item a delightful expression of personality. Whether for a friend who appreciates humor or for yourself, these products bring a smile and inspire imagination. From witty mugs to art prints, each piece is designed to spark joy and showcase a unique sense of style that’s both fun and thoughtful.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.
"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"
Oh, those are just photos of my first 1,000 kids – I haven't shown you the second 1,000 yet.
Bret drops back in the pocket and disappears into Federal Witness Protection Program.
'She's expecting pins.'
'He has his father's feet.'
'Hit me in the head with a sledgehammer.'
'I'm promoting you from yes-man to corporate stooge.'
A heron wearing waders.
"I'll have him ring you back, at the moment he's feeding the fish. . ."
"Do you realize that all your huffing and puffing is just spreading dangerous germs?"
Deep in the heart of the RAND think tank, the world's greatest scientists would gather to brainstorm Batman's fight sounds.
"Oh, sorry - Open Sesame, PLEASE."
Sock Puppet in Literature
A man deflates and dissolves into the ground and becomes a flower.
"I said slime."
A bird plays the flute to a cat.
Kiddies Menu for Witches
"Let's see. Seuss... Seuss... Here we go. That's a medium box of bagels and lox and a pop on the rocks by seven o' clock."
Spiritualism: Meet the Authors.
"Wait, has thou brought snacks?"
Who's gone medieval on our ass?
"Right now, grandmom's bark is definitely worse than her bite!"
'They call me Portugese Man of War, but I'm really just a jellyfish of love.'
I don't want a story that helps kids make sense of the world – I want a world that lets kids just enjoy a nonsense story.
Mother Goose's Haiku
Adam and Eve, as old people.
'Sheep striptease'.
The Nihilist Deli.
"I love you a bushel and a peck. How else?"
'There's a teddy and a pony... and that one looks like medulla oblongata!'
Moon Pies.
'See? Tantor like Jane -- he want Jane give belly rub!'
"I'll have the 'All you can eat from the menu, the kitchen, and the dumpster' special."
Whimsical Wit Gifts Collection
Whimsical Wit Mugs
Explore our collection of whimsical wit mugs—perfect for anyone who enjoys clever quotes and playful designs with their morning coffee.
Whimsical Wit Pillows
Find the perfect whimsical wit pillows to add charm and cleverness to your home, combining comfort with a touch of humorous flair.
Whimsical Wit Prints
Browse our whimsical wit prints for eye-catching art that captures cleverness and humor, making your walls uniquely expressive.
Whimsical Wit T-Shirts
Discover our whimsical wit t-shirts, where humor and creativity come together in stylish, playful designs that showcase your fun personality.