Whimsical Wit Watcher Gifts

'I'm afarid your son has all the classic elements of geekism,minus the technical expertise.'

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

'I feel like exercising. Have you seen my tennis shoes?'

Liberty Chained to its Freedom

The rain has been falling for so long the animals are pairing up and forming queues by the boat! It must be time for the Crick boat show...

Who's gone medieval on our ass?

Paper Boy

Snowman Driver

"Yes, I've made three resolutions - not to drink less, not to stop watching football on telly and not to spend more time at your mother's."

"You're getting a nanny. We decided to outsource our parenting"

"Inactivists"

Frogs

"The gods are distributing Chinese menus."

"Do you prefer lavender scent or strawberry?"

In 1682 in a remote cave in the Ural Mountains, Heinrick Glaston discovers irony.

'Wait till the big dumb nut gets home and finds out he's got a wig.'

'He has his father's feet.'

'This is a no rise office.'

'Without thinking Captain Hook uses the wrong hand'

'We think Rome was built at night sir, because last week you told us that Rome wasn't built in a day!'

Another Truism Bites the Dust.

Pick your own fruit or worms.

"I am in so much trouble."

'I don't suppose you have any grey poupon?'

Hungry rabbit attacking carrot nose of snowman.

"Oh my gosh babe! These cute little otters want us to play with them."

'I'm promoting you from yes-man to corporate stooge.'

A heron wearing waders.

'Today's surprise stock rise was not in reaction to anything. It was entirely unprovoked and spontaneous!'

'Intriguing how the eyes follow you round the room . . .'

"Is it a witty and insightful exploration of the zeitgeist of 'boundaries' or is it in fact, the way out?"

A Dragon Tea

Cats in Santa hats holding letters that spell out 'Happy Christmas'.