Whimsical Wolf Watcher Gifts

'Sorry Mr Wolf, but your neighbours have complained again about you 'marking' your territory...'

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Sign my yearbook?"

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

A Hole in the Dike

Duck Hunt

"Mind the whale, dear."

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

"Tallyho!"

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

"The raw material was all around me: That's how I got started as a sculptor..."

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Beaver tower

Ant story: 'and so they worked all day and they worked all night and then they worked some more, the end.'

"Come on, we've thought of 492 names surely we can get one more"

'I think it's about time we tell him he's adopted.'

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

Liberty Chained to its Freedom

Giant pandas doing surveillance in a zoo.