Werewolf Watcher Gifts

'We really should get him chipped.'

'Full moon again Doctor.'

The Curse of the Werewolf

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

"Sign my yearbook?"

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

"Mind the whale, dear."

Piranhaclaus

Duck Hunt

It beached on a pile of plastic bottles, so they were able to just roll it back out.

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"Tallyho!"

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

"Technically, it's a mammal."

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

'Look at that! Peanuts!'

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

"The yellow spotted green bird, eats its body weight in bugs, and mates once every three years."