Werewolf Watcher Gifts

'We really should get him chipped.'

'Full moon again Doctor.'

The Curse of the Werewolf

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

'A burp or a fart, I can excuse, but throwing up a pellet of fur and bones? That's gross dude!'

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

"Sign my yearbook?"

"I guess I'm more of a why-wolf."

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"Go away, he's not done playing Cowboys and Indians yet."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Duck Hunt

Piranhaclaus

"Mind the whale, dear."

'So Captain Ahab, I put it to you that you were deliberately stalking my client!'

"Tallyho!"

A 'Falling Rock' and a 'Deer Crossing' zone.

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"I was drawing a whale, but I ran out of paper."

"Eww - that whale's breath smells awful!" "You could use a breath mint yourself, lady!"

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

"Technically, it's a mammal."

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"Instead of singing, I'm going to scream offensive things as loud as I can just to get attention..."

'Don't fall for all that...you should see him first thing in the morning.'

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

"It was a lot more satisfying before 'catch and release.'"

"I warned you about the recoil on that one."

'Yeah, I agree: It's hard to impress females by looking virile and strong when you're all pink...'

A gardener sowing flower seeds - and a cat sowing bird seed.

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

'Look at that! Peanuts!'