Werewolf Wanderer Gifts

Full moon brings out werewolf in prison cell

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

You Are Here

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

Support Group for a Good Problem

"He's no hat and all corgis."

Sausages.

Politically Correct Snowperson

"Thank god I bought my layers."

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Alien Snowmen

'She hasn't advanced to figure eights yet.'

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

It's supposed to get cold tonight.

Monkey-artist

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

Sport Utility Boot.

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

A Snowman using a Pooper-Scooper to pick up his Dog's ice cube Doo Doo

Maybe there's something to this global warming after all.

"The lakes are getting more like a theme park."

Gardening Calendar: January - The Snow will be deep now...get out into the garden...

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

"Your tires are spinning and you're stuck."

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

'You seem rather ungrateful Mr. Jenkins. This new drug means you'll never have hayfever again.'

"I broncobust and I Dust-Bust. You got a problem with that?"

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

'Brrr - It is cold out, isn't it fella!?!'

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'