Werewolf Wanderers Gifts

"Ok I was wrong. It's not a cold, you are a werewolf."

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

'Not that net!'

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

Support Group for a Good Problem

Sausages.

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Snowmen Around The World...

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

Sport Utility Boot.

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

"I was hoping summer camp would be more ... campy."

'I love the mountains and all, but I simply can't do this....I'm just too chicken.'

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

Desert Island Mishap

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

"I don't care what anybody says, coffee just tastes better in a tree stand. . ."

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

Buggy with Snowplow.

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

The Boxing Glove Diet was working for Bertram.

'Aw,hunting season is a cleansing time. A time to forget about my worries...'

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 11.

"We should have done more to bring all the things we were trying to get away from."

'On second thought dear, I think it's your turn to make breakfast.'

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

"Well, who's stupid idea was it to honeymoon on Moonlight bay?!"