Wanderers Gifts

"You know what I'd like to try someday? Landlubbing."

"I'm lost!"

'Not that net!'

Snowmen Around The World...

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

Couple of Pikeys.

"I plan to read the constitution this weekend. Is it long?"

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

Technological Dependence.

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

Buggy with Snowplow.

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

"There's no such thing as free wi-fi."

'When they said a cruise with a 'balcony view' I didn't think they meant a view of the balcony.'

Ghosts from around the world

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

Internet Restaurant

'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'

Thanks for the worm, but I almost got this stupid hook stuck in my mouth.'

It's great to get away from it all, except for the crowds.

Right way

A Family Out For A Walk In The Country.

"You overpacked again."

Odd Angles, a monthly strip on coarse angling

The Old Woman in the shoe questions her decision to spend her empty-nest years in a condo at a ski resort.'

They were American tourists, visiting gay Paree...and yet this was a Mexican stand off??

"Wait, the ventilator...does it have wi-fi?"

Rustic Campgrounds.