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"You know what I'd like to try someday? Landlubbing."

"I'm lost!"

'Not that net!'

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

Couple of Pikeys.

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

"I plan to read the constitution this weekend. Is it long?"

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

Technological Dependence.

"Never mind the sea, does it get wi-fi?"

Buggy with Snowplow.

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

"I don't know what in blazes it means either, but just to be safe we'll put extra men on watch tonight."

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

"There's no such thing as free wi-fi."

'When they said a cruise with a 'balcony view' I didn't think they meant a view of the balcony.'

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

Internet Restaurant

'I don't like it... It's too quiet.'

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

Thanks for the worm, but I almost got this stupid hook stuck in my mouth.'

It's great to get away from it all, except for the crowds.

A Family Out For A Walk In The Country.

Right way

"Wait, the ventilator...does it have wi-fi?"

Odd Angles, a monthly strip on coarse angling

"You overpacked again."

They were American tourists, visiting gay Paree...and yet this was a Mexican stand off??

The Old Woman in the shoe questions her decision to spend her empty-nest years in a condo at a ski resort.'

Rustic Campgrounds.

Arctic Caravan Breaks

"Even our GPS doesn't want to be out in this weather. It's begging us to go back home."