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"Stay medicated."

"Good dog!"

Playing Fetch.

'Not that net!'

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

Stairlift around cliff face.

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

Buggy with Snowplow.

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

"The Cheshire Cactus"

"Well, it seems Vermont isn’t for lovers after all!"

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

'This is no time to start wondering whether you turned off the oven!

Student to kid: 'School first, then Mount Everest.'

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

Thanks for the worm, but I almost got this stupid hook stuck in my mouth.'

It's great to get away from it all, except for the crowds.

"No, I don't have any weed."

A Family Out For A Walk In The Country.

"Avoid hungry bears."

Odd Angles, a monthly strip on coarse angling

The Old Woman in the shoe questions her decision to spend her empty-nest years in a condo at a ski resort.'

"Oh, honey, look! A moose!"

"The thing about society is that it gives me such anxiety..."