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"Stay medicated."

"Good dog!"

Playing Fetch.

'Not that net!'

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Snowmen Around The World...

Stairlift around cliff face.

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

Buggy with Snowplow.

"What now?" Runners disturbing loggers

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

'Hey dude, just got the SMS of the Wild...'

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

"Can you remember the general shape of our car?"

"The Cheshire Cactus"

"Well, it seems Vermont isn’t for lovers after all!"

"As for the meaning of life, it doesn't have to suck."

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

Student to kid: 'School first, then Mount Everest.'

'I seem to be on the range but 'home' is proving illusive.'

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

'This is no time to start wondering whether you turned off the oven!

Thanks for the worm, but I almost got this stupid hook stuck in my mouth.'

It's great to get away from it all, except for the crowds.

A Family Out For A Walk In The Country.

"No, I don't have any weed."

"Oh, honey, look! A moose!"

"A Freudian guru! What the hell is a Freudian guru?"

"Avoid hungry bears."

Odd Angles, a monthly strip on coarse angling