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Life is a one trip salad bar.

Guru's Universal Answer

'It costs a lot to get it delivered out here, but I LOVE the Sunday crossword!'

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

Sport Utility Boot.

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

"I see you also took the road less travelled!"

'Hello there, how y'doin'?'

"Well if it comes to that you're not exactly Mr Wonderful."

'No not there. Let's try it over here this time...'

"Yaffle Pass Elevation 11,990 ft Continental Divide"

'Do you mean 'who cares what the meaning of life is,' or that 'who cares' IS the meaning of life?'

"Well, it seems Vermont isn’t for lovers after all!"

"Another nosebleed?!"

Run from the hills!

"Dunno...they all look the same to me..."

"What are you growing?"

"As for the meaning of life, it doesn't have to suck."

'We've got truth, we've got enlightenment, and we've got serenity - what we NEED is media coverage.'

'It's not considered good form to brag about extinguishing your ego.'

'Ben, you don't know how nice it is to be hunting with you, especially after fishing with you.'

"Well, who you gonna believe? Me or Wikipedia?"

"No, I don't have any weed."

'Did you try 'Google'?'

"Avoid hungry bears."

'I know we're not supposed to wear them, but I got it for Father's Day.'

"You overpacked again."

'Excuse me, are you abominable?'

Just think of meditation as "mental floss."

'This job will entail some traveling...most likely Pango Pango where you'll live, eat berries and answer the phone.'

"A Freudian guru! What the hell is a Freudian guru?"

"No, I've never liked chasing sticks. I though you enjoyed throwing them."

'Because it's HIGH UP there!'