Mountain Trekking T-Shirts

'High in the Peruvian Andes, the alpaca sweater is born.'

'Yeah, my head gets cold, too, but the hat sends the wrong message.'

The experienced backpacker.

You Are Here

Skiing.

On my list of outdoor pursuits I put skinny dipping way ahead of this.

First aid in mountains

Mr. Briggs' Adventures in the Highlands, part 9.

'Trust me, there's nobody to rescue that way...'

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.

The rocket powered skiier

"I don't remember it ever being this windy before."

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

Rock Climber

'Atomic Ski Bum' An extreme skier is showing off!

"Trail mix?"

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"When troubles begin to take their toll, it’s nice to take a little stroll!"

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

'A sitcom has to be quirky or formulaic. There is no middle way.'

Sport Utility Boot.

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"OK-WHO THREW THAT..??

'I'm going to have an out-of-body experience -- can I bring you anything?'

They've been inseparable since the avalanche.

Camping.

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"