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"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

The experienced backpacker.

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

ET Mishap

A tourist inadvertently destroying the place he is visiting

Man on Snowdon with GPS system - "I'd be lost without it."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Rock Climber

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

"Where the wild things were."

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

Bear Hugging Season Open

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

"Trail mix?"

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

"I love this time of day."

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

'It was only 500 yds across but as he visualised the GPS blind spot the risks seemed immense.'

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'