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A man squashed by a giant leaf

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Local Knowledge

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"I love you too, big guy."

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

ET Mishap

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"Where the wild things were."

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

Rock Climber

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

"I love this time of day."

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

Sport Utility Boot.

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"