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A man squashed by a giant leaf

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Local Knowledge

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

ET Mishap

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

"I love you too, big guy."

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"Where the wild things were."

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

"I love this time of day."

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

Sport Utility Boot.

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Rock Climber