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Paranoid Woodcutter Suspicious of Trees

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Local Knowledge

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

ET Mishap

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

"I love this time of day."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

Monkey-artist

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Rock Climber

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

Sport Utility Boot.

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."