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Paranoid Woodcutter Suspicious of Trees

"... and I have a follow-up question regarding rawhide."

Local Knowledge

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

ET Mishap

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

"I just assumed that the whale we adopted would stay in the ocean."

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'I know that bird feeder is guaranteed to be squirrel-proof, but I still think they are getting in there.'

Thinks he's too cool for school.

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

Monkey-artist

Rock Climber

He can identify a fly taken by a trout at fifty yards range.

"Remember how I've always had a hard time asking for help?"

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Endangered Species: Belgian Ostrich.

'Is this river good for fish?' - 'Yes, so good the refuse to leave it.'

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

Sport Utility Boot.

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

"I love this time of day."

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'