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Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

'Woodland walk' (tree stumps).

Bear Hugging Season Open

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"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Wildlife

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"Trail mix?"

Dog Park / Cat Park

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

The High Line at Giza

"Don't even think about it."

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

"Well, I think we come back as newspapers." "You're nuts."