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That's the last time I'll organise a picnic for that bunch of tossers.

Wildlife

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

Welcome Spring.

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

Bear Hugging Season Open

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

"I brought cocoa."

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer