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That's the last time I'll organise a picnic for that bunch of tossers.

Wildlife

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

Welcome Spring.

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"It's a long way to Enlightenment. You might need some cash."

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

Bear Hugging Season Open

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

"No, nothing wrong. Just a great excuse for not 'noticing' some folks."

"Suddenly, you’re a fan of New England stone work?"

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

"I brought cocoa."

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

"Haven't you wondered why I live about 50 years longer thank you?"

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'