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"Listen mate, you bury bones and I bury acorns. We're not really so very different."

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

"Eye of newt, not eye of tiger."

Bear: 'The moose and elk have a lodge, so why do we bears have to, you know, in the woods?'

"Ahhh... close enough."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

Wildlife

'Not that net!'

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

Support Group for a Good Problem

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

Poor guy fell asleep with his head in the sap.

Sausages.

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Alice in Wonderland: The Queen Turns into a Pack of Cards.

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

Sport Utility Boot.

Toivola Jones and the Search For Spring.

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

"Oh, honey, look! Just under that candy bar wrapper, next to the empty Bud Light can and to the left of the plastic bag... a salamander!"

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

Through the Looking Glass - Queen Alice with Frog

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

"And that's when the therapist suggested… exposure therapy!"

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

"I brought cocoa."

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"