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"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

'Not that net!'

"This is nice … let’s not hop again tomorrow."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"Awww man. My nuts are so old they're wrinkled." "Tell me about it."

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

"I read somewhere that truffles are a gateway fungus."

"Um, Larry? That’s not a quail."

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

"Where the wild things were."

"I've got you in my sights now, Mister Squirrel, with your fluffy tail and those tiny hands clutching that itty-bitty nut. Aww, you must be hungry...poor little fella... I love you, Mister Squirrel."

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"This never happened."

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"Do you like it better when I go to the F or the Dm?"

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

"In the current market, it's just more practical."

"Hey, welcome to the Catskills. Anyone here from New Jersey?"

"Listen, pal, I’m not seeing a ‘giant squirrel eating a rib-eye steak.’"

"I brought cocoa."

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

'What do you like about winter? I like these crisp, cold morning walks in the glistening snow.' 'I like how you can keep your extra beer outside.'

'Dad! Dad! Dad!!. . . We lost our signal.'

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

"Forget about flowers, trust me, bring her honey: It's a sure way to one's heart..."

"OK Dad, I've counted and categorised all the trees in our part of the wood: Now we can start on our sustainability plan..."

Come on Darling: Surely, you don't need a sledgehammer to crack a nut...