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"Does the N.R.A. know about this?"

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

Notice - Beware of the Log.

Timber!

"This seems like a lot of work for one lost contact."

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

"I'm winded. You're not going to tell anyone about this, right?"

"I thought you were a tele-bark-eter."

'Ummm... you do know that camo doesn't actually make you invisible, right Larry?'

'Looks like the deer are moving out of these woods.'

A Tree getting a Love-heart Tattoo carved into his bark

"Rats, they've not been shorn! We can't eat sheep today, the wool makes my throat itchy..."

"Next time, forget the breadcrumbs and just ask for directions."

"Well, they look friendly enough."

'Not that net!'

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

Fly Football

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

ET Mishap

"That’s great, but where’s the Frisbee?!"

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

"Move ten paces, turn, then fire. Ready?" "Dibs on the hat."

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

...the all-terrain skateboard.

"Where the wild things were."

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

I think you're ace

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

"I love this time of day."

Ralph spent his Sundays in the park gathering nuts.

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"