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'He says the scent killer isn't working. He can still smell us.'

The guru is on a book-signing tour. Back in 3 months.

"Psst. . .he's not even looking up here....keep real still and he'll never notice us!"

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

"Where the wild things were."

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

Desert Island Mishap

School trip little porters.

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

'I did not say there was a miss in the motor, I said the motor was missing.'

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

"Does the N.R.A. know about this?"

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

'It's only now that we've chopped down all of the trees that we can see the damage we've done'

"I'm not really sure what is weirder: that that bear did not maul us, or that he did hug us..."

No caption (A lumberjack runs on a rolling log in a machine built like a treadmill).

'I Love the touch of your dry flakey skin!'

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

The Four Horsemen of Trees: Beavers, Hammocks, Bugs, Unpainted Furniture.

Caution Dry Rot

Nobody likes a smore loser

Atomic Bear: Part 2

"Well, they look friendly enough."

Finding Bigfoot

"Tales of the unicorns"

Sadly, the few who actually checked their e-mail, were too out of shape to run.

'If we can keep him at bay until winter, he'll have to hibernate.'