Forest Escapade Enthusiast Prints

'He says the scent killer isn't working. He can still smell us.'

The guru is on a book-signing tour. Back in 3 months.

"Psst. . .he's not even looking up here....keep real still and he'll never notice us!"

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

"Where the wild things were."

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

School trip little porters.

Desert Island Mishap

'I did not say there was a miss in the motor, I said the motor was missing.'

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

'The country is awfully deep, but the falling is delightfully soft and safe'

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

"Does the N.R.A. know about this?"

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

'It's only now that we've chopped down all of the trees that we can see the damage we've done'

'I Love the touch of your dry flakey skin!'

"I'm not really sure what is weirder: that that bear did not maul us, or that he did hug us..."

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

The Four Horsemen of Trees: Beavers, Hammocks, Bugs, Unpainted Furniture.

"Tales of the unicorns"

"Well, they look friendly enough."

Nobody likes a smore loser

Caution Dry Rot

Sadly, the few who actually checked their e-mail, were too out of shape to run.

'Looks like the deer are moving out of these woods.'

"I've lived among them my entire life, and I can tell you, 'fetch,' 'roll over,' 'sit,' 'stay,' and 'bad dog,' is the extent of their vocabulary."

'If we can keep him at bay until winter, he'll have to hibernate.'

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.