Forest Adventurer Prints

Sadly, the few who actually checked their e-mail, were too out of shape to run.

'Hey!! Where's your safety glasses?!'

'Consistency, Bobby, consistency!'

Man cutting a tree using a axe connected to a machine

'Why bother with all that work?'

'We used to think that Agent Orange was a great defoliant, but then we discovered the New Zealand Possum.'

"Boy, are we glad to see you."

Bigfoot is reading a book entitled 'Myths and other urban legends'.

The Four Horsemen of Trees: Beavers, Hammocks, Bugs, Unpainted Furniture.

"Sleeping in?"

Sleeping Moose

'Oh ho! One log moved. My turn, my turn.'

School trip little porters.

Conservative, daring, dramatic, defiant.

Eco-tourists vs echo tourists.

'Here comes Al. He must have spotted something!'

Turtle crashes, deploys airbag.

Immature Forest

Tree

'Best squirrel dog I ever had.'

"Top of food chain and I still can't get a decent latte."

Bear Collecting Tolls: Right to pass $1.00 Toll.

Caution Dry Rot

"There you go sir, a purpose-built back-scratcher..."

"I'm not really sure what is weirder: that that bear did not maul us, or that he did hug us..."

"Maybe if we both pull."

Woodcutter yells 'timber' as tree falls on him.

Wooded area signs

"What makes you think he's new in town?"

"I'm going to knock you on your Axe!!"

"It's all good! Even though I've been adopted, my adoptive mother is over protective..."

"I want to make a booking for 7:30, table for two, preferably cedar."

'I'm a very busy man - this way I am able to hunt and cook at the same time.'

"And what self respecting tabloid do you think is going to buy photos of Little Foot?"

"I couldn't make a fire, but after rubbing sticks so long, I'm not cold anymore!"