Forest Adventurer Gifts

Sadly, the few who actually checked their e-mail, were too out of shape to run.

'Hey!! Where's your safety glasses?!'

'Consistency, Bobby, consistency!'

Man cutting a tree using a axe connected to a machine

'Why bother with all that work?'

'We used to think that Agent Orange was a great defoliant, but then we discovered the New Zealand Possum.'

"Boy, are we glad to see you."

Bigfoot is reading a book entitled 'Myths and other urban legends'.

The Four Horsemen of Trees: Beavers, Hammocks, Bugs, Unpainted Furniture.

"Sleeping in?"

Sleeping Moose

Caution Dry Rot

"Got any quarters?"

Office of Outdoor Education

Camouflage.

"I want to make a booking for 7:30, table for two, preferably cedar."

"It's all good! Even though I've been adopted, my adoptive mother is over protective..."

"I'm going to knock you on your Axe!!"

"What makes you think he's new in town?"

Wooded area signs

Woodcutter yells 'timber' as tree falls on him.

"Maybe if we both pull."

"I'm not really sure what is weirder: that that bear did not maul us, or that he did hug us..."

"There you go sir, a purpose-built back-scratcher..."

'Oh ho! One log moved. My turn, my turn.'

Bear Collecting Tolls: Right to pass $1.00 Toll.

"Top of food chain and I still can't get a decent latte."

'Best squirrel dog I ever had.'

Tree

Immature Forest

Turtle crashes, deploys airbag.

'Here comes Al. He must have spotted something!'

Eco-tourists vs echo tourists.

Conservative, daring, dramatic, defiant.

School trip little porters.