Forest Adventures Gifts

'A little long on the tremolo, perhaps, and not enough obligatto, but all things considered, not a bad call.'

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

"Try to understand … I never said you had big feet.''

No caption (A lumberjack runs on a rolling log in a machine built like a treadmill).

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

'I love our hideaway. I only wish I could find it.'

Bitchbark Canoe

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

"You've been so good to us all these years. Is there anything we can do to repay you?"

Local Knowledge

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

Sausages.

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

"My family has been fishing these waters for nearly 40 years. . ."

ET Mishap

'Echo Tourism'

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

Then get under cover before you are struck by lightning.

'Some of these trees have been here for 2000 years... and they still can't talk. Man, we're awesome!'

"As near as I can figure, we're in the Unpainted Desert!"

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"He's got no idea how to run a Husky team."

"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."

"...and that growl has turned many a hunter into vegetarians!"

'He rides in the car with his head out the window a lot.'

Collies Without Borders

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

"Where the wild things were."

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"I love this time of day."