Forest Jaunts Gifts

'Health Benefits of a Vegan Diet... How the heck did this get here?'

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Sign in tree from bird "next appearance 3:00 pm"

"What road do you want to dart across today?"

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

Bear Hugging Season Open

I sometimes feel spotted, but I never really feel seen.

"Where the wild things were."

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

School trip little porters.

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

"Oh, it's alright. You couldn't know that I'm honey-intolerant."

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

"Does the N.R.A. know about this?"

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

'It's only now that we've chopped down all of the trees that we can see the damage we've done'

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

"I'm not really sure what is weirder: that that bear did not maul us, or that he did hug us..."

"Sure, Mom, I'll eat first, but then can we discuss my 'overseas adoption'?"

No caption (A lumberjack runs on a rolling log in a machine built like a treadmill).

'I Love the touch of your dry flakey skin!'

"I'm the ghost of woodshop past."

The Four Horsemen of Trees: Beavers, Hammocks, Bugs, Unpainted Furniture.

Atomic Bear: Part 2