Forest Frolic Enthusiast Gifts

So much for the wild blue yonder

Deforestation.

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

Mittens is challenged by the string.

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

Don't let the woodcutters get too close or they'll make a fuel out of you!

"Where the wild things were."

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

"Trail mix?"

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

"Oh, this? Crazy story..."

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

"Well, I think we come back as newspapers." "You're nuts."

'Bird Watching is fun, but it tends to make me salivate...'

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

School trip little porters.

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

'I've no time for these foragers - they come into the area and snap up all the best houses...'

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

Snake reads the book The Taming Of The Shrew.

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

'Break glass in case of tangled antlers.'

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.