Forest Fun Lover Gifts

"What would you say if I was thinking about replacing the toadstools and beanbag chairs?"

Deforestation.

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"I love you too, big guy."

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

"This is Blackjack, come in Yahtzee."

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Camping-Pong

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

"Does the N.R.A. know about this?"

Evidence of the Mythic Unicornbrowcycle,

'It's only now that we've chopped down all of the trees that we can see the damage we've done'

"Hey! I know a howl of derision when I hear one!"

Trees: The most effective way to reduce emissions.

'I Love the touch of your dry flakey skin!'

Fox hunting.

"May I come back in? I'm sorry I said that thing about your breath."

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

Loggerheads