Forest Frolic Fan Gifts

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

Deforestation.

"I love you too, big guy."

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

Camping-Pong

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

'Bird Watching is fun, but it tends to make me salivate...'

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

'You sure complain a lot for someone who says he loves nature.'

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

'Y'know, this wouldn't keep happening if you learned to load your pack properly.'

"May I come back in? I'm sorry I said that thing about your breath."

"Yes Sir, we have secret storage locations all over the forest, so we can safely manage your favourite bone and toy..."

"Hey! I know a howl of derision when I hear one!"

Fox hunting.

Trees: The most effective way to reduce emissions.

Lumberjack and tree share a smile.

Hmm, now that I see it, I think I like the dam back where you put it before.

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

"All yours, Buddy. I'm ALREADY living on house money."

Leadership never hibernates.

Loggerheads

'Actually, mine is a useless hunter, but we both love wandering idly in the woods...'

'I'm sorry, miss. We are planting a forest here, so you'll have to move.'