Forest Fan Gifts

Consider the trees. They have no legs to run with.

'All I ever think about is how I smell. I guess I'm scent-imental.'

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

Tree shoots lumberjack in self-defense.

'Okay, who didn't flush the toilet?'

'My pine scented spray keeps the bugs away, but what do I do about the beavers?'

Springtime on Maple Drive...

Newton discovers deforestation.

". . . That's no son of a birch, but it's the best piece of ash I've had all week."

Aargh, Many Trees

Squirrel placing a sign that reads, 'May contain nuts'.

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

Trees: The most effective way to reduce emissions.

Leadership never hibernates.

Loggerheads

Camping-Pong

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

"I had my roots done."

Tree Game Shows... Don't Get Stumped

"I haven't seen a spotted owl yet, but I see three giant fleas."

Absurd log splitting machine

This is your park, metaphorically speaking.

'Boy, am I glad to see you. I lost my gun, my glasses and my clothes.'

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Squirrel Caution Sign.

'You certainly have a different perspective on life.'

Bears stealing honey: 'I got caught in a sting operation.'

'Yes, the re-introduction to the wild has been a great success.'

'Shh! Wait... I'm picking up Rush Limbaugh!'

Just north of the rainforest: the mostly-sunny-with-a-30%-chance-of-rainforest

Child reading on the toilet is abducted by aliens.

"I love you too, big guy."

"May I come back in? I'm sorry I said that thing about your breath."

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."