Forest Fantasy Fan Gifts

A monster emerges from a hidden trapdoor

"Go ahead and eat her, she's a pain in the a**."

Bird feeding chick that is nesting in a knight's helmet

"I love you too, big guy."

Here be dragons.

"Why didn't one of the bears just call 9-1-1 and have that girl arrested for trespassing?"

Igor hesitated - "You give me that silly old brain, and i'll give you these magic beans!"

"Well, that one got away."

'If I told you what I wished for, you'd probably slap me.'

'You were right Doc: Jumping over the monn did boost my self esteem!'

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

'You were great at 'Daniel in the Lion's Den!' -- I'd sure like to hear you do 'The Three Little Pigs' sometime!'

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

'You're doing a play in kindergarten?'

Camping-Pong

'I'm retiring soon and looking for something more comfortable...like a loafer.'

'Actually, there's no interview necessary. Just pull out the sword and the job's yours.'

'Of course it's safe. It has no preservatives, no additives, no artificial coloring...'

'Don't touch that tooth, dad. I'm expecting the tooth fairy at any moment.'

Bathroom Fairy

Storm in a magic lamp.

A Witch Consults Her Magic Mirror

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"Don't worry your majesty, they can't see you, this is a one way mirror."

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

'It was romantic before we had kids. Build some stairs.'

'He said he won't give me a new heart unless I change my lifestyle.'

'The roof needs icing.'