Forest Fans Gifts

'It's my mantra.'

"Sorry, but you need at least a Masters to get into the Deep Woods."

Deforestation.

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"I love you too, big guy."

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

Camping-Pong

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

'It's only now that we've chopped down all of the trees that we can see the damage we've done'

Trees: The most effective way to reduce emissions.

"Steve? Hold on, lemme grab my fiddle."

'I Love the touch of your dry flakey skin!'

"Hey! I know a howl of derision when I hear one!"

Bear who goes drinking instead of hibernating

Fox hunting.