Forest Fans Mugs

'It's my mantra.'

"Sorry, but you need at least a Masters to get into the Deep Woods."

Deforestation.

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"I love you too, big guy."

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

Camping-Pong

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

'It's only now that we've chopped down all of the trees that we can see the damage we've done'

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

Trees: The most effective way to reduce emissions.

"Do you know a good chiropractor?"

"Hey! I know a howl of derision when I hear one!"

"Steve? Hold on, lemme grab my fiddle."

Fox hunting.

'I Love the touch of your dry flakey skin!'