Forest Fanatics Mugs

"It's hard to trust those Beanbirds. They're always 'up' to something!"

Deforestation.

"I love you too, big guy."

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

Herbophiles protest mass killings of plants.

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

Camping-Pong

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

'It's only now that we've chopped down all of the trees that we can see the damage we've done'

Trees: The most effective way to reduce emissions.

"May I come back in? I'm sorry I said that thing about your breath."

Lumberjack and tree share a smile.

'I Love the touch of your dry flakey skin!'

Hmm, now that I see it, I think I like the dam back where you put it before.

"Hey! I know a howl of derision when I hear one!"

Fox hunting.

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

Aargh, Many Trees

Leadership never hibernates.

Loggerheads

Spotted Owl Migration

"Do you have anything on the menu without maple syrup on it?"

The Lumberjack and the Yule Log