Forestry Fan Mugs

Lumberjack and tree share a smile.

Dear Santa, please can I have a powerful herbicide for Christmas. Best wishes, Adam.

"I love you too, big guy."

"I know. Let's wait here until we evolve to an upright position. Then we could reach it."

'This guy loves giving stump speeches. Ironically, they're all against deforestation.'

"Look, he just wants to apologize for scaring the daylights out of you yesterday. ... Mr. Squirrel? ..."

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

It's estimated that millions of trees are planted by forgetful squirrels.

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

Camping-Pong

Author's Bio-diversity.

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

An expecting Flower wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUD

Man takes picutre of other man holding up huge worm at Bait Shop.

"The homes in this area are beautiful."

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

Wildlife A-Z: 'Where the heck are zebras?'

'It's only now that we've chopped down all of the trees that we can see the damage we've done'

Bear who goes drinking instead of hibernating

"Do you know a good chiropractor?"

"May I come back in? I'm sorry I said that thing about your breath."

"Steve? Hold on, lemme grab my fiddle."

Trees: The most effective way to reduce emissions.

Hmm, now that I see it, I think I like the dam back where you put it before.

'I Love the touch of your dry flakey skin!'

Space Pioneer

Beavers worshipping a chainsaw.

Leadership never hibernates.

Loggerheads

"Is the salmon fresh?"