Forest Friends Fan Gifts

'Dude, check it out!'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"Think you're pretty manly, eh? OK, put the gun down and let's have a fair fight."

Deforestation.

Welcome Spring.

"I love you too, big guy."

Grizzly bears are gregarious animals.

"Koalas when no one's looking"

"Can you tell the oak tree to tell the birch tree to tell the elm tree I said hi?"

Monkey-artist

"Have you guys seen my recent collab with the universe?"

"Ed's tree hugging was out of control."

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

"Would it kill you to give me a hug?"

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

"I got ninety-nine problems, but a birch ain't one!"

'When I was a Scout, we had to blaze trails without sticky notes.'

Camping-Pong

"Do we always have to work through lunch?"

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

"Do you mind? I'm in the middle of recording a podcast."

'We have Vanilla, Chocolate and Strawberry on your choice of Cedar, Oak or Elm cone...'

'Yes, the treestand's maximum weight capacity is 300 pounds, you weigh 301 pounds.'

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

Ecology.

'To be honest I'm sick of truffles.'

"A hole half this size sold for 340,000 acorns last week! No inspection!"

Deer Crossing Traffic Signs You Don't Often See.

Saving for Retirement.

'I see the rain forest has been downgraded to the 'scattered showers' forest.'

Lumberjack with a pine fresh air conditioner.

"What am I, chopped liver?"

Fox hunting.

Trees: The most effective way to reduce emissions.